The women of Twitter by no means fail to brighten our day with their good and succinct wit. And though the platform has rebranded to X, their humour lives on.
Every week, HuffPost Ladies rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll by this week’s nice tweets from ladies, after which go to our “Funniest Tweets From Ladies” web page for previous roundups.
One thing about watching Catfish makes me wanna catfish somebody so dangerous and I don’t assume that’s what they’re going for
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) November 14, 2023
internet hosting one in all my man associates this weekend too. i do not know what number of beers to supply a 27 yr previous man. 20? 100? i really feel like nasa with the tampons.
— grace holland🐰 (@thebiggestyee) November 15, 2023
What I like about TV- generally the stakes are a bomb in a physique cavity and generally the stakes are: pic.twitter.com/Anz5KkWx2n
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) November 13, 2023
Christmas decor isn’t meant to be glossy and minimalist it’s purported to appear to be pleasure threw up in your own home
— stoned chilly fox (@roastmalone_) November 14, 2023
I’m NOT letting my child get a smartphone EVER. Largely as a result of my associate & I are each nonetheless on our mother and father’ plans, so idk how the logistics would work out
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) November 14, 2023
utilizing a leaf blower is deeply consideration searching for conduct
— chase (@_chase_____) November 16, 2023
i feel i’ll discover the remedy for despair within the knick knack part of a thrift retailer
— clare (@sadderlizards) November 15, 2023
“I’m a folks pleaser” is formally the brand new “I’m an empath.” The worst individual you’ve ever met thinks they’re a folks pleaser. By no means happy an individual of their life
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) November 14, 2023
When a restaurant solely has their very own selfmade ketchup.I’m like don’t hubris is the hero’s deadly flaw
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) November 15, 2023
LOOK
AT
THE
NAMES pic.twitter.com/O9gdjbrTPa— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) November 15, 2023
My favourite new solution to annoy males is to inform them I'm a girl in STEM as a result of I do social media for a tech firm.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) November 14, 2023
going to my associates to prepare https://t.co/gUXJkNXtXd
— 🇵🇸 (@venusian_doll) November 13, 2023
i need a reverse hallmark film the place the heroine satisfied some christmas-loving freak that it's bizarre to love a vacation that a lot
— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) November 15, 2023
Have a look at me, saving all this time by typing add'l
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 16, 2023
i’m actually in a state that might get me despatched to the seaside for my well being in olden occasions
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) November 15, 2023
I can’t keep in mind shit till my husband utters the phrases “you by no means advised me that”, and I morph into freaking Rain Man.
— I Disguise From My Children (@IHideFromMyKids) November 13, 2023
simply completed my christmas tree pic.twitter.com/lxCE7e2VSX
— 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) November 14, 2023
there's a primary date between two scorching folks sitting subsequent to me at this espresso store and the man simply requested "wait what texture is she?" concerning the lady's cat alkfj;lksdj and the even funner half is she answered with out lacking a BEAT
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 15, 2023
You’re nonetheless a foul ass, I whisper to myself as I wander round Dwelling Items in search of festive hand towels and pot holders.
— Marissa💚💛 (@michimama75) November 13, 2023
authors are all the time “bending” genres, “busting” or “breaking” them. why not attempt giving a style a loving caress or slightly kiss on the top
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 16, 2023
Me: *wakes up on time*
Additionally me:*lays there till l'm late* pic.twitter.com/XdcBZ5I8GK
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) November 12, 2023
Deleting my courting apps as a result of I need to meet somebody the quaint manner (my witch aunts solid a spell to search out me love, which led me to a scorching grocer who tragically died bc of an ancestral curse, however then I meet one other man who was the results of a love spell I did as a toddler.)
— Lane Moore📚 (@hellolanemoore) November 13, 2023
I for one am shocked https://t.co/usLoudXid7
— Molly Jong-Quick (@MollyJongFast) November 16, 2023
each bowen yang sketch reads like he was attempting to elucidate area of interest on-line homosexual zoomer tradition to the remainder of the snl writers room and so they simply went “excellent, let’s do it” and he’s like “i haven’t even gotten to the skit idea but. i’ve simply been explaining who troye sivan is”
— Polly Pocket’s ex-situationship (@ladiedbird) November 13, 2023
My mother despatched me a draft of our Christmas card and it’s collage of my siblings with their important others after which me on the eras tour ….. traditional pic.twitter.com/S5LVZydieE
— maya (@allmychampagne) November 13, 2023
taylor swift is rather like me fr like I too will lose my rattling thoughts and begin performing silly when introduced with a person who’s acquired charisma and unbelievable arms
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 12, 2023
ready for the cashier to note me after I screw up the self try once more pic.twitter.com/XnoX0LZCNx
— PYPER🍒 (@badbbyaera) November 12, 2023
19 yr previous woman at work known as me over and requested me if i had a fb and that i stated "yeah i suppose i’ve an account" then she turned to a different woman and was like "see i advised you" then they each began laughing
— visible fundamental (@visualbasic97) November 13, 2023
Dateline has taught me that the day I gentle up a room, my days are numbered.
— Beautiful Potatoes (@robin_991) November 14, 2023
taylor swift in 2011: from when your brooklyn broke my pores and skin and bones i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight, and did the dual flame bruise paint you blue? simply between us, did the love affair maim you too?
travis kelce in 2011: i simply gave a squirle a peice of bread pic.twitter.com/VSqRoG2TcY
— veronica 19/11 (@folklorexcvi) November 15, 2023
Don’t you are feeling like perhaps the title “Newfoundland” was supposed as a placeholder?
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) November 16, 2023
Display time down 14% final week pic.twitter.com/79tIQ5YmF0
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) November 12, 2023
hey do any associates wanna seize a drink* this week
*turn out to be personally liable for upholding my whole sense of self, inform me I’m good at my job and shouldn’t stop, give me a cause any cause in any respect to go on, remind me what makes life price it, then chat about who we’re courting
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) November 13, 2023
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