Nicely, I take it you’ve heard. What a lunatic couple of days at The Lodge. Absurdly overexcited people milling round with soppy grins on their dials. To not point out the drooling media. Frightful, frankly.
Naturally, I had a hunch the M-thing was imminent. Canine have a legendary skill to foretell human behaviour. We all know precisely what they’re going to do earlier than they do it. If Trump had a canine, he’d be a a lot much less scary prospect.
They’re completely comfortable to make use of me on the marketing campaign path, however why wasn’t I within the official proposal selfie? Credit score: AP
Anyway, it’s an enormous reduction somebody lastly accepted certainly one of Albo’s “sure” propositions. However little doubt you seen the comfortable couple forgot to incorporate me within the official selfie? I do hope that little oversight will not be a portent of disagreeable issues to come back.
Niggles apart, the nuptial information has put the icing on a 2024 cake already bulging with sugar hits. Stage 3 tax cuts – tick. IR reforms – tick. However one of the best factor was Barnaby Joyce getting defenestrated by a pot plant. Certainly the sweetest victory of all for any small canine who’s ever been bullied by a big man with a purple face. Pistol and Boo, I see you. Gone however not forgotten.
What the salivating media dullards haven’t labored out is that I used to be the one who performed Cupid to Jodes and Albo. Hitherto, right here on Planet Albo, I’ve been the only provider of doe-eyed adoring seems to be. However the emotional assist factor wears a cavoodle down ultimately. My wants are ignored as he slaps on the purple tie and heads off to combat Tories. I’m anticipated there at sparrow’s fart to see him off. After which it’s back-to-back double shifts for the greet and debrief after late evening sittings.
The place are you, Sally McManus, when this blatant employee exploitation is occurring? The “proper to disconnect” doesn’t apply to companion animals, I’ve seen. Within the absence of legislative reform, I moved decisively.
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Romance-wise the boss was a problem. We’re not speaking Jacob Elordi right here. Incorrect aspect of 55. Incorrect spectacles. Incorrect model of kibble, if his waistline is any information. However it’s a fact universally acknowledged that any bloke’s intercourse attraction is boosted by possession of a small, fluffy canine, particularly one with a excessive profile and an enormous Twitter/X following.
So sure, I inspired these first shy glances from behind the matching South Sydney scarves after Jodie first caught his consideration together with her rousing shout of “Up the Rabbitohs!” As killer come-ons go, it’s not “However gentle! What gentle via yonder window breaks?” But it surely actually lit a hearth beneath Albo. From then on, all I needed to do was push it alongside by offering discreet firm and another person to speak to after they ran out of animated dialog in regards to the footie and the very important function of the union motion in nation-shaping and so on, and so on …